Well, uh, our penis-owning sex experts played the field. Our non-penis-owning but penis-enjoying sex experts weighed in from their point of view. Generally, though, these are the criteria we looked for.

Good for solo play - Ultimately, this is what these are for. Sometimes you're alone and the hand-plus-lotion routine doesn't cut it.

Good for couples play - But the best male masturbators encourage couples play. Open-ended models or ones that have remote control were consistently our favorites to use.

Easy to clean - Self explanatory. Props to models like the Tenga Flex that can be fully turned inside out.

Design - We're tired of sex toys looking like torture devices. We're not going to have these displayed on our coffee table, but we appreciate when they are designed to look good.

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