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Best Food Gag Gift
CASOFU Burrito Blanket

A tortilla blanket, because sure. It comes in waffle and pizza varieties if you prefer.
Best It's-Not-What-You-Think Gag Gift
Wine Condom The Original Wine Condoms

No, it's not what you think. Unless you think it's a wine bottle corker, in which case it's exactly what you think.
Best Party Gag Gift
DSS Games Drunk Stoned or Stupid Party Game

Finally, a party game that doesn't leave anyone out.
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Best Gag Game
Tamagotchi Original

A gift that's just another thing they have to feed, water, and clean its waste. It's the ultimate gag.
Best Classic Gag Gift
EZ DRINKER Beer & Soda Guzzler Helmet - Drinking Hat By EZ Drinker (Red)

Now 53% Off
Beer hats at a football game, you don't see that so much anymore. Used to be every game had a guy with a beer hat on. Now? Never. Makes you think...
Best Decorative Gag Gift
Mini Plainview Hand-Tooled Leather Boot

If you can't tell from the picture, these are mini cowboy boots, only big enough to be a bookshelf decoration.
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Best Optical Illusion Gift
2-Pack Cheese Shaped Candle

Candles that look like cheese, does it get any better than that?
For the Stoner
Sackville & CO. Chili Lighter + Carry Case

A lighter that looks like a chili pepper and a joint carrier that looks like a keychain, it's funny and useful.
Best Custom Gag Gift
ShineSand Custom Face Socks

Put your own face on them.
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Most Practical Gag Gift
Suck UK Laundry Punching Bag

Gotta do laundry. Gotta do laundry. Gotta do laundry... Makes you really want to punch something.
Best Simple Gag Gift
Talkie Toys Products Hell No Button

Can you wash the windows? Can you change the litter box? Can you make it to your 10-year high school reunion? Two words.
Best Time Wasting Gag Gift
Lerturdy Toilet Game Mini Golf Toy

Now 17% Off
If he's going to spend 45 minutes in there, he may as well shoot for par.
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Best Impossible Gag Gift
Prank Pack 12,000 Pieces Jigsaw Puzzle

If you look really closely, the shades of blue may vary. Kidding.
Best Useful Gag Gift
Karen Harris Life Skills for Teens

Now 22% Off
For anyone. Sometimes we all need some help growing up.
Best OG Gag Gift
Benasan Whoopie Cushion

The OG gag gift. Honestly, these still make for a great, reliable laugh.
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Best Oversized Gag Gift
Generic The Man Fork

Now 11% Off
Bigger bites to get back to manly activities faster. Like getting back to the bathroom.
Best Customized Gag Gift
Printed TP Custom Printed Toilet Paper

Take a lesson from Fever Pitch, and put the Yankees on this roll.
Best Blunt Gag Gift
Joyful Moose I'm Not Arguing Coffee Mug

The know-it-all sure won't see the gift coming.
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Best Throwback Gag Gift
Tamagotchi Star Wars: R2-D2

Now 36% Off
Try keeping R2-D2 alive. Seriously, it's not as easy as it looks.
Best Frustration Relieving Gag Gift
Barwench Games Desktop Punch Ball Stress Buster

Replace the boring, old stress ball with something a little more dynamic. Bonus, it's also a great workout.
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