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For the Beer Drinker
Uncommon Goods Stay Chill Slim Can Parka
They can now crack open a cold one without the fear of it getting warm thanks to these handy sleeves. Cold drinks, warm hands. It's a win-win.
For the Bad Golfer
PrezzyBox Golf Ball Finder Glasses
It's a fact: Every golfer needs these. These sweet specs have special tinted lenses that filter out foliage and grass to highlight balls that were lost in the rough.
Most Fun Dirty Santa Gift
T-shin Cheese Shaped Scented Candle
Perfect for a charcuterie board. (It actually has a pleasant fresh and clean smell.)
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Best Water Bottle Gift for Dirty Santa
Owala FreeSip
Best Dirty Santa Weed Gift
Sackville & Co Joint Carry Case Keychain
An airtight keychain that holds one, single marijuana cigarette—joint, blunt, or pre-roll.
Best Dirty Santa Wine Gift
Tirrinia 2 Bottle Insulated Wine Tote
Now 19% Off
Buy two: one for the exchange, one for you. That way you'll avoid the heartbreak when it's inevitably stolen.
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Best Drinks Dirty Santa Gift
LYWUU Dachshund Silicone Ice Tray
Now 11% Off
Someone might get killed over the dachshund ice tray.
Best Gaming Dirty Santa Gift
Tamagotchi Original
A throwback gift that everyone's going to go crazy for.
Dirty Santa Gift for Hikers
LifeStraw Personal Water Filter
Now 33% Off
For some, this is a dud gift. For others, it's a holy grail.
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Cozy Dirty Santa Gift
Snuggie Wearable Blanket
There's been a lot of copies over the years, but the original snuggie is tough to beat in a game of Dirty Santa.
Best Luxury Dirty Santa Gift
CB2 Eve Coupe Cocktail Glass
There's a lot of cheap and ugly stuff changing hands during Dirty Santa. Buck the trend with some affordable yet beautiful coupe glasses.
Best Dirty Santa Decor Gift
Solo Stove Mesa
A mini table top smokeless fire pit could be the night's surprise winner.
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For the Multitasker
Wallet Ninja Multi-Tool Card
Now 13% Off
This credit-card-size tool has 18 different functions, including being a screwdriver, bottle opener, box opener, phone stand, and (randomly) a fruit peeler, among other things.
For the Shower Singer
PrezzyBox Bluetooth Silicone Shower Speaker
Now 50% Off
Tunes in the shower? Turn 'em up.
For the Hot Dog Lover
Nostalgia Hot Dog and Bun Toaster
Who's hungry? This efficient toaster can make two dogs and two buns at the same time. The more the merrier.
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For the Fish Fan
ChopSabers LightSaber Light-Up Chopsticks
Yeah, no, this is the only way to eat sushi.
For the Thirsty One
Uncommon Goods Sloping Ski Glasses
Beer? Milk? Tap water? Drinking anything will be much more exciting in these creative cups. Trust us.
For the Star Wars Fan
PrezzyBox Original Stormtrooper Decanter
Now 20% Off
Stormtroopers serve the Empire. Now they also serve great libations.
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For the Songbird
Kikkerland Design Mini Karaoke Microphone
Tiny but mighty, this little microphone is equipped with an aux cord so they can perform anytime, anywhere.
For the Stressed Out One
PrezzyBox Eyezone Massager
You know how good temple massages feel, so why not give them the gift of endless ones? This eye mask is soothing, comfortable, and can even combat headaches.
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