Talk about a guy who can’t catch a break. From The Washington Post:

President Biden has tested positive for the coronavirus and is experiencing mild symptoms, including a cough, runny nose and “general malaise,” the White House said Wednesday. Biden has canceled his planned events in Las Vegas and will travel to Delaware, where he will isolate, White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said in a statement. “He will be returning to Delaware where he will self-isolate and will continue to carry out all of his duties fully during that time,” she said. “The White House will provide regular updates on the President’s status as he continues to carry out the full duties of the office while in isolation.”

So which storyline does this development throw onto afterburners?

(A) Throw the Geezer Out (Democrats).

Or:

(B) Vaccines Are a Globalist Plot. Horse Paste for the House and See What the Suckers in the Back Room Will Have (Republicans).

But here among the convened of the cult, sympathy for the president abounds. Here’s my old pal Sen. Joni Ernst of Iowa, expressing her thoughts and prayers: “I wish him well, and I’ll leave it at that.”

Dylan’s right. I’m gonna need a dump truck to unload my head.

Related Story

Charles P Pierce is the author of four books, most recently Idiot America, and has been a working journalist since 1976. 

ncG1vNJzZmivp6x7pr%2FQrqCrnV6YvK57zZ6urGWgpLmqwMicqmion6G2tbXCrGaabmFrf3p9lGtmqaqVqLalsc2tZJuhlJq7bq%2FOr6CdZZ6aw6KwwGg%3D