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The sixth season of True Blood came to an end last night with a naked Alexander Skarsgard reading a book on a Swedish mountain, bursting into flames and stumbling out of a beach chair with his flaccid penis in full view of HBO's cameras. Immediately, we saw what we long expected: vampire's are uncircumcised. Everyone else saw it too and many, mostly women, registered their opinions with the Twitter clearing house of breathless reactions and bluntly-stated opinions. Most were of the "OMG! What a peen! Now I can die happy" variety. But some composed themselves long enough to provide insight into the female mind upon the occasion of seeing the penis and two balls of a man with whom they're infatuated.

Here's what they called it:

Disappointing

Many a fan was nonplussed by the size of Skarsgard's fang.

Beautiful

To others, size didn't matter. Neither did anything else in the world

A Welcome Distraction

Others still were happy to see Skarsgard's dagger but bummed they had to sit through such a horrendous show.

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